DadBoner: Even when you’re a big piece of horrible garbage, if you have a pool, sign me up for the buddy system. That’s summertime rules, you guys.

DadBoner: Cooter says his pool just needs some cleanin’. If me & Dave wanna stop by with a dirty 30 to help, could be done in a half hour. It’s on!

DadBoner: Sure is a warm one. Wonder if Crazy Cooter has his above ground pool fixed? Could sure go for a dip. Maybe invite some babes?

DadBoner: Might just take it easy today. Big weekend comin’ up. Gotta be rested. My jaw still kinda hurts anyway. Can’t close it. Ruins my face looks.

DadBoner: Feel like I drank a thousand beers last night, you guys.

DadBoner: Feel like I could drink a thousand beers right now, you guys.

DadBoner: If a babe gets so mad at you, she cranks you in the face, that’s a guarantee she’s up all night with the gal tingles for your bod, you guys.

DadBoner: Kinda hard to shut my mouth all the way from where Ann hit me. Might be a soft supper kinda night. BL ‘Nums, take me away.

DadBoner: Jaw was kinda outta alignment from where Ann hit me. Was hard to enjoy my ‘Bee’s Double Whisky Sirloins & garlic mashed. Perty tasty though.

DadBoner: Ann musta went wild with desires ’cause she stood up, slapped me as hard as she could and walked out. She must be frustrated carnally.